(talking) quack goes the goose and also goes the duck moo goes the cow (singing) my dad is a business man he likes to drink a few he likes to watch the footy and doesn't flush his poo when hes not at works hes dirty digging in his pit when its deep enough he hangs a little shit (chorus) woooooo my dad is weird yeh he is very strange he makes all his chickens lay all their eggs free range my dad bets on the footy and although he always loses he sits in his chair pulling out his hair and calls everyone losers (chorus)