Andy's gonna be a marine He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans He'll be out there digging a latrine Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine Andy's gonna be a marine He'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen He'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine I can crush you! I can pound you! It'll be so nifty The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and "Gimme Fifty!"