Here´s my keys I want you to take em I think I m gonna need you to get back home Hold on to my hat I don t wanna lose it I couldn´t stand for something else to be gone. I m sure you know the reason I m here cryin I think you ll understand why Tonight I´m the designated drinker I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger I need to get to where I can´t think of her So tonight I´m the designated drinker. I came here to get you to help me I need a friend to see me through I hated to call i knew you would´ t mind at all I know you know I d do the same for you I m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrow I may hate myself tomorrow Oh but Tonight I´m the designated drinker I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger I need to get to where I can t think of her So tonightI m the designated drinker We need to get to where we can t think of her So tonightwe re the designated drinkers Oh tonightwe re the designated drinkers