Your characters supposed to be 40
but you have to be at least 80
the make-up department should win an emmy
for making people think your alive
[chorus:]
chuck norris- you're really fucking old
You're the worst singer i have ever heard
you're even worse than i am
you should be climbing out of a grave
while you sing the fucking theme song
[chorus]
You look like you just got embalmed
and were shopping for a coffin
your partner looks fucking stupid
being black and wearing a cowboy hat