He picks his nose with the T.V. on I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone I'm a pig now baby dig? He goes out on Friday night Takes off his pants coz it feels alright Third down and twenty to go This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go In the gym the kids are holding their nose I'm a pig now baby can ya dig? I don't care coz I got B.O. I'm a pig, I'm a pig Body odour is no concern When he goes shopping those noses turn Third down and thirty to go This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey Mr. Turkey Rock Two, three, four Stick it He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig He only cares about porking your mom I'm a pig now baby, dig? He goes out on Friday night Takes off his pants coz it feels alright Third down and forty to go This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey You're just a two-tub turkey Turd rock