She's a cranky old critter She's bitter - we warn ya She lives in a treehouse In Burbank, California Along with her nephew He says "spew" - He's cheerful Then his aunt starts to rant She gives him an earful She's grumpy - He's happy It's generation-gappy Take a whirl with the squirrels Skippy and Slappy! Ah, put a sock in it! That's my . . . . Aunt Slappy!