Oh shit I'm drunk again I have to find a taxi I cannot drive the van Vodka and tequila helped me through the night Don't know who I am something's disturbing my sight I really should be at home but I can't remember where I live Got sick all over my girlfriend and again I have to piss Crawling home for the 5th time this week My liver and my stomach are playing hide and seek But I don't worry I'm happy when I drink And I don't care if my friends say I stink It's Saturday night I am in a fight Someone took my girlfriend I had to set it right Smashed the fucker's face with a bottle of gin Showed him places of the bar where he never could have been But he was not alone his friends came after me Ran as fast as I could but now I'm dizzy on my knees Crawling home for the 5th time this week Lost 3 teeth and there's blood on my shirt Some busted ribs a broken jaw A guy with a baseball bat was the last thing I saw