Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you Not one word is exaggerated -- entirely true A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight As I rock the house left, and a I rock the house right I can't fly, I can't dance And I don't like any bands Listen up, cuz I am Atom, I am the sequencing man Where I want is where I go I'm always armed with a burrito Listen up, cuz I am Atom, I am the sequencing man I travel the world with my band in a box And I rock 10 times harder than your average punk rock band I'm almost done, I'm almost through I hope to God I'm not boring you I often do the number 2 I am the always often pooping Jew I can't fly, I can't dance And I don't like any bands Listen up, cuz I am Atom, I am the sequencing man Where I want is where I go I'm always armed with a burrito Listen up, cuz I am Atom, I am the sequencing man I can't fly, I can't dance And I don't like your band Listen up, cuz I am Atom, I am the sequencing man Where I want is where I go I'm always armed with a burrito Pay attention, cuz I am Atom, I am the sequencing man