Well I wake up in the morning each and every day And I sit down at the table and I hear my daddy say Life is nothing It's a nothing Life is nothing but a slap in the face Life is nothing It's a nothing Life is nothing but a fat rat race ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah Every night I have a dream that you're taking off your dress The only thing you're wearing is a button on your chest And the button, it says nothing, Life is nothing but a slap in the face Life is nothing It's a nothing Life is nothing but a fat rat race What is life? What is life? A rat race A rat race What is life? What is life? A rat race A rat race A rat race A rat rat race ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah It's a jungle out there and I know I don't belong So all night long I just sing my stupid song ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah Life is nothing It's a nothing Life is nothing but a slap in the face Life is nothing It's a nothing Life is nothing but a fat rat race What is life? A rat race What is life? A rat race A rat, a rat race A rat race ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah ooh yeah yeah, ooh yeah yeah