Remember when... Online was where you hung the wash And a megabyte was a really big nosh And if it was a virus you got You went to the doctor and got a shot, uhhh. Internet or interface Download, upload, database Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak They may as well be speaking greek! Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back A hack drove a cab And a burgral was a mac Modems, chat rooms, dos and dots A mouse in your pad, that's why we had cats Nowadays... you need a degree from mit To operate your own tv I used to find a channel quicker When all you needed was one clicker Listen, I don't mean to bicker But now my clicker has a clicker And each new clicker makes me sicker If I could only find a clicker To turn all the clickers off!!!