He phones to yak and wack wack wack,
this irritating boy
step on a crack to break his back,
for he brings to me no joy
he speaks too long
i reply in tongues he doesn't understand
can he not see i must be free,
for me he's not the man?
dissatisfied, i hear his lies
and reply candidly,
"please, rock star man, change all your plans,
and please stop phoning me!"