My name is Alice, I'm not a boy Office hours for the rest of the world Me and Alice stay in bed She's not what you'd call a bachelor girl But be careful how you tread There are boys that bring you trouble Very few that bring you luck When I tell her what she's getting She looks at me and says "that ain't good enough" A boy called Alice I know a boy called Alice A boy called Alice I know a boy called Alice, a boy called Alice Silly games that make us dizzy Searching hard for mister right If God's a man what colour is he And will he smile on me tonight If there's a dream I'm yet to find it In all the novels that I've read If love is cool I'm right behind it But love ain't cool - I'll keep your picture instead She did say some things I never did understand A boy called Alice I know a boy called Alice A boy called Alice I know a boy called Alice A boy called Alice I know a boy called Alice A boy called Alice I know a boy called Alice