You say that no one likes you We know it's just a song It's just that no one thinks about you or your stupid song I saw the things you wrote about me I didn't even know you still have my Cheap Trick record I'm sure you have much more Don't write a song about it Just gimme back my Cheap Trick record You keep your guilty conscience I read it work for word You'll never see the price I paid There's no justice in this world Drive your car into a bus and blame the other girl I don't want it, I don't want it Keep walking with that girl Yeah it's stiff competition And I work hard every day And I don't get flown around the world with the girls hanging on me like that You say that no one likes you We know it's just a song It's just that no one thinks about you or your stupid song I saw the things you wrote about me I didn't even know that you still have my Cheap Trick record Give it to me now! Don't write a song about it Just gimme back my Cheap Trick record!