There was a guy who had no head He had no teeth he had no tongue He had no body nad no feet He was born in a no man's land He had no legs he had no hands You'll say he's really sick He had no ass he had no dick Do you wanna make a bet I swear it's all true He was as real as I see you The weirdest guy I ever met. I said your life must be a bore He said:"I can't take it no more" He had no arms he had no hair Sometimes life really ain't fair Do you wanna make a bet I swear it's all true He was as real as I see you The weirdest guy I ever met. There's nothing else to add Except he wasn't that bad It's taken way too long I don't know why we wrote this song