Storm blew a tree down in my back yard My ax wouldn't cut it and my saw wouldn't start Good excuse for a trip to the hardware store To get that little hottie working a thrill for sure I know that she digs me cause when I walked in Here she comes a running with her can I help you grin Like a puppy on a leash she followed me around I left her drooling at the mouth when I walked out But I guess you had to be there To believe what I saw Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls She didn't have a prayer But I guess you had to be there I'm pretty sure she ment to drop that can of W-D So I could see her bend over in her tight blue jeans I was eye to eye with Taz and a Tweety tattoo Forced to play a little game of peekaboo She lead me down the isle by the caulking glue Asked me if I had any plumbing to do Hands planted firm on the curve of her hip Looked at me like she was lookin' for a little lip to lip But I guess you had to be there To believe what I saw Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls She didn't have a prayer But I guess you had to be there She did that little finger thing-y threw her hair Practically undressed me with her playboy stare I gave her back that look that she was looking for I think that she forgot that we were sitting in the store But I guess you had to be there To believe what I saw Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls She didn't have a prayer But I guess you had to be there Yeah I guess you had to be there To believe what I saw Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls She didn't have a prayer But I guess you had to be there