The Astronaut lyrics by McPatrick Head music by Faxed Head They put a man into space He shit is pants on the moon The whole galaxy was watching The earth's face, dripping yolk Then he comes back home And he has a huge garage sale With a phony wood-grain toilet seat For five bucks, it's yours. Astronauts are only human And humans need souvenirs You can own the astronaut's toilet seat Or spend five bucks On six more beers.