Left it in the road with a bottle and a toad and i wrapped it 30 times in a steal chain, baby My bike is gone Left it in the street with a bottle at your feet and a laser beam alarm but someone must have swiped it My bike is gone Just picked it up from the local bike shop After 3 long years of saving up, baby My bike is gone Forced myself to walk to the local cop shop where i relayed them my story and they kindly disregarded me My bike is gone Anger made me woozy so i went and bought an uzi and i marched around the town trying to be a vigilante My bike is gone Never know what they say Never know what they