One, two, three I bit my tongue and stood in line With not much to believe in I bought into what I was sold And ended up with nothing Chorus: This is not my idea of a good time This is not my idea of a good time This is not my idea of a good time This is not my idea You thought that I would never see What was meant for you was meant for me I was distracted at the time Forget about yours, now what about mine? Repeat chorus: You thought I was a little girl You thought I was a little mouse You thought you’d take me by surprise Now I’m here burning down your house Repeat chorus: