First you take off your hat Then you-take off those brand new shoes Say 'Hey George, what've you got to lose?' With my hand on your thigh I just look you in the eye and say 'Not a whole lot baby But a whole lot more than you' I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you know that? She said I can make you happy Boys and Girls The ones who kiss and tell Why should we have to believe them? No, I don't understand How any woman, how any man Can say 'Lay me down, lay me down' For that big stash-cheap cash-think about the money I can make you happy (yeah, yeah) Don't you know that? He said I can make you happy I've seen you in the corner With your rub-it-on tan Hitching a ride Could be a woman or a man Gonna get what you want before too long Gonna take your opportunities Right or wrong Some poor cow with a seven-year itch? You don't dig men But you'll fuck'em if they're rich You can't be-with me You're a lowlife, daughterofasonofabitch