A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts The chaffing in my dairy air Bull leg strut, monkey butt Bull leg strut, monkey butt You know what chaps my hide Riding bikes when it's hot outside Isn't that fucked I sure feel like a schmuck When people scream look at him Monkey butt has set in A rash around my pecker My balls and butt