Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches, Mike’s got flu, Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you. First date: we thought it was great We drank and we ate. We stayed up real late. Next week we hit our peak Making the bedsprings creak. And now, one month later. Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches, Mike’s got flu, Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you. I guess that’s what I get For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets You were a wolf in a sheepskin Playing for keeps and I lost And now, twenty years later Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches, Mike’s got flu, Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you. I’ve got you! I’ve got you! Somebody tell me what to do Should I try a bit of vinegar? Has someone got an antidote? Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide, Rum and coke if nothing else will do Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you. Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches, Mike’s got flu, Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you.