I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim He used to like me, but I didn't like him He told me that he'd really like to go in bed He told me that he'd like to give me vicious head He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up His boy friend says, "Come live with me" His boy friend says, "Come and make the scene" His mom and dad are awful proud It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy, Boy toy, jerk off, fuck up [Chorus to end]