Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me Or getting all screwed up on LSD Or eating bean sprouts all day long And smoking pot out of a bong Wearing flowers in my hair And having dirty underwear I don't wanna be a granola-head [x2] Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs Ugly chicks with hairy legs I think I'd rather be at home Listening to the Ramones Or hanging out and getting drunk With a bunch of useless punks [Chorus] Oh can't you see It's not for me Eating bean sprouts all day long And smoking pot out of a bong Wearing flowers in my hair And having dirty underwear [Chorus x2]