When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl. Even before her first pubic hair would curl. Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out. Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout." And we all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula Our attention's undivided Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tit - all right Ursula finally has tits - outta sight Ursula finally has tits - now she's cool Ursula finally has tits - check it out, dude Ursula finally has tits She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought: Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra. Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes, I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest.