I SAW A PICTURE YESTERDAY, IN A MEN'S ROOM NEAR L.A. LYING ON THE FLOOR BESIDE THE THRONE. HAD I NOT RECOGNISED THE CROSS, I MIGHT HAVE FAILED TO KNOW THE BOSS. I THOUGHT , LORD, YOU LOOK NEGLECTED AND ALONE. I PICKED IT UP WITH LOVING CARE, I WONDERED WHO HAD PLACED IT THERE. THEN I SAW THERE WAS NO PAPER ON THE ROLL. I SAID, "LORD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME AND I WAS YOU, TAKE A CHANCE, SAVE YOUR PANTS OR YOUR SOUL?" THEN A VOICE SAID: "KINKY, IT'S JESUS HERE, YOU KNOW, AND I AIN'T NO SQUARE. I'VE GOT THESE PICTURES OF ME AND THESE STATUES, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE EV'RYWHERE. WELL, I MAY SEEM I COME FROM LIVERPOOL, AND THEN, ON THE OTHER HAND, I MAY COME FROM FRANCE. BUT IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT TOILET, WELL, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO DANCE." I SAW A PICTURE YESTERDAY IN A MEN'S ROOM NEAR L.A. (L.A.)