[Chorus:] You're such a bore (you're such a bore!) Such a bore to me! Why don't you go hang yourself, hang hang yourself, Or drink your living well away? Sing a top forty up early in the morning, drive far far away. [Chorus] Take that toaster in the tub fry your brain, fry that brain Park that car in the garage, make sure to close those doors. [Chorus] Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool, Conservative and calm [x2] [Chorus]