The comic from the USA Dream ticket for a Saturday Saw an add for a day-glo skeleton Hey Dad had a go about getting them You never there when I needed you You never lent me a hand or 2 And when you did you weren't much use You didn't even know what a zipcode was I never really saw the apes Just said I did to save my face Not impressed with my watch radio Weights a tonne and it ain't stereo I never cried when Elvis died Told you I did but hey I lied Bought into X ray vision Then music, sex, religion You never there when I needed you You never lent me a hand or 2 And when you did you weren't much use You didn't even know what a zipcode was You didn't even know what a zipcode was You didn't even know what a zipcode was