(Oh yeah,yeah,yeah) You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things I'd like to talk about Jesus Christ 'cause I wonder that would happen if the passed you by Would you be scared? Would you believe in him? Would you bust your asses getting him intitutionalized? Well, I bet he'd be cool I bet he be damn good looking I bet that he smelt divine I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's 'obsession' Just one of those people smelling good all the time There's no reason why What would he wear? Would he wear Tommy Hilfiger? Or prefer Urban Outfitted? I don't think so Well, I bet he liked Gaultier but you'd never find him in it I bet he liked Gaulitier Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things and tonightI'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ 'cause I wonder how we'd deal if the just passed you by I bet he'd be a star I bet my Star Wars figures he would be a movie star a Quentin Tarantino next-big thing Prima donna then he'd appear on Oprah but you know what? I don't think so Could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus time square the walk of fame at christies he could easily became a regular D'you know what? I don't think so I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction Some people have just go it You know like standing next to Elvis Presley well then multiply that feeling by one million and you know just what I'm talking about Well,I bet he was cool. Man,I bet that cat was so damn good looking.