Stress can breed a psychopath You’re all that calms me down I forget that I’m a mess when you’re around Please can you be home tonight Say its not over yet My human tranquilizer My pretty percocet I just want to chill with you tonight, girl I wish that I could chill with you tonight Stop the worries that keep forming in my head I’ve got ants in my pants unless its you in them instead Oh baby I was a faker before you Tomorrow brings a busy day Its overstuffed with time I need to hear you breathing on the line And you can be closed minded If you have open arms Why can’t I ever work my wily charms on you? And you still weren’t home when I dialed up the phone in the evening So I’m twiddling thumbs and I’m wondering what’s this I’m feeling I may be strong below the belt But not with what I thought and felt That blissful knight I knelt Between your legs Between our heads Between our hearts I was a faker before you.