14 years said the judge And give my love to Wormwood Scrubs Leave it out you're taking the piss I wrote all that on cannabis Sorry son you're going to jail And don't even think about getting bail I said leave it out you're taking the piss I wrote all that on cannabis Yeah they nicked me cos they were able To see what I'd written on the table I never rob from the poor I only rob securicor The Group 4 man said he had a plan Here's the keys now give us the grand I said leave it you're taking the piss But can you get me any cannabis? Yeah they nicked me cos they were able To see what I'd written on the table I never rob from the poor I only rob securicor 14 years they were having a laugh And now they've got a photograph 14 years they were taking the piss But we all know what I really miss Yeah they nicked me cos they were able To see what I'd written on the table I never rob from the poor I only rob securicor