I used to have a son his name was Tom I used to be a dad but now I'm his mom I went to the doctor 'cause things have gotta change I want my parts re-arranged I started getting smart, I started getting wise, I just starting likin' other guys Woohoo The girls never liked me, never gave me a chance but I just wanted another man's pants I went to the park just the other day I told everyone that I was gay I started to run, run real fast because this scary male was tryin' to kick my ass Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah