C'mon little kiddies Have i got a treat for you. At first it tastes all yummy, Then you start to turn blue [chorus:] I'll be back again next week. Bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat Mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck Kids come running for satan's ice cream truck Come on, and ask you mommy Your pennies are in hand If you need more than your tummy, You can get inside my van [repeat chorus]