My team jut lost 4 - 1 feeling bad and feeling glum to the pub on a Saturday night 30 minutes later and I feel alright Guinness boys we are here, Oh, Oh, Love your women and drink their beer Some say I'm a drunken bum. Me mother in law she's got some front but I like a drink its a way of life It gets me out the house and away from the wife [Chorus] Me mates and me are having fun I look to the clock it's half past one the wife's gonna kill me and the doors are locked I've got no money cause I spent the lot