Sherry Bobbins] In front of a Tavern, flat on his face A boose-hound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass... C'mon help me i'm freezing my as... Buy me brandy...a sniffer of white Who am i kidding, i'll drink terpentine... [Moe] Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end [Barney] I found two Bucks {Moe} Then come in my friend.. [Sherry Bobbins] And soo we take leave of this heart warming scene... [Bart] Can I be a booze-hound...{Homer} Not till you're fifteen...