You'd be a cop If you weren't a punk In fact I think You'd make a better cop They could use you You got no remorse They could use you On the police force You'd look cute all dressed in blue You could brutalize anyone right on cue You abuse those who are weak of course They could use you on the police force Sign up right now!!! For the Academy You'd fit in so perfectly Sign up right now!!! For the Academy You're just old skool pig. Think how you could fuck shit up You could heft you power like a club An arrogant fool with authority You'd crossover so easily